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[just-some-chess-puzzles]

level 2: escort mission

what move would you like to make?

moves can be submitted through replies, reblogs or asks as there could be too many options for polls in some levels. moves are formatted using algebraic notation.

[just-a-game-of-sokoban]

shitposts? on the daily poll gimmick blog?

[t-umblr-plays-loathing]

Asleep on the Your Family Farm farm, Tumblr McLoathing dreams of greatness. They dream of... choosing a character class!

Cow Punchers solve their problems with their fists, whether it's shaking them at a disagreeable feller in a disreputable saloon or using them to punch a slightly more disagreeable feller in a slightly less reputable saloon.

Magic and cooking are inextricably intertwined in Loathing and the Beanslinger is the mystical master of both.

Snake Oilers rely on their moxie and chutzpah to tame snakes, their fearlessness to extract potent oils from those snakes, and their cleverness to manufacture and sell potions made from those oils.

[nutwit]

part one. prev.

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welcome to

□ □ Abscoña ■ ■

an open poll-based rpg

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Character Creation

Day 3/5

You are:

a De-Published Poet, a romantic soul whose mediocre contributions to the poetic zeitgeist have been scrubbed from history itself by some great and terrible force.

in a Shit Ton of Debt to the Fate Nuns and Time-Shrimp Cultists who, in your pursuit of answers to the nature of your de-publishing, you inadvertently stole a bunch of shit from.

on the iron planet Abscoña, an ever-shifting and migrating celestial clockwork vault known best as a nexus for treasure hunters looking to delve as deeply as possible into the horde-mantle and return obscenely rich.

Yesterday's Poll fleshed out your starting resources. You have:

[Twin-Success, 33%] a roommate; this comes with a place to sleep that you only partially have to pay for. They spend every night out on the town and sleep with sunglasses on, and you've occasionally caught them sneaking peaks at the loosely-bound reams of poetry you leave in calculated positions around the flat.

[Twin-Success, 33%] a bunch of stolen (up for debate, you insist) relics, formerly in the care of Our Lady (or Lord?) Ironic, God (Goddess?) of Luck and Chance. Deemed heretical by the church, this collection of items grants you a tentative grasp over the whims of fortune by telling you things like when it's going to rain soon (Farmer's Almanac) or guarding against fates of harm (Elbow and Knee Pads).

[Twin-Failure, 17%] a low opinion of your own writing, internally. Obviously you are a metaphtsically important poet in some way, but you can't shake the feeling that your erasure from history was somehow... a mistake? Surely someone better than you at poetry was more deserving of this.

[Twin-Failure, 17%] no idea how capitalism works. Obviously you will need to get some delving gear to start paying back your religious debt before you get erased from causality a second time or whatever, but how these numbers dance across catalogue pages to produce product values is utterly baffling to you.

[chewbaccadefeatedyournightmares]

Alright yall. 3s in every stat, intellect and 1 decision made. Decision 2 time.

[evilgoodguys]

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

[yeehawpim]

a comic about different types of storytellers

[when-sanpape-arts]

shuro's terrible, horrible, no good very bad lunch.

restaurant au: 1 / 2

[strategypillar]

Why have vampire ocs if not to draw them in different time periods?

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[just-some-chess-puzzles]

level 1: the beginning

what move would you like to make?

moves can be submitted through replies, reblogs or asks as there could be too many options for polls in some levels. moves are formatted using algebraic notation.

[just-a-game-of-sokoban]

Hi! Let's play Sokoban.

you control the smiley face. the orange boxes can be moved, but not if there's two of them in a row. Reach the yellow and pink gem to win!

[t-umblr-plays-loathing]

You hitch on a ride on a turnip cart, headed towards Frisco! Unfortunately, you fell off in some random town called Boring Springs. You pick up the turnip that fell off with you, and head into the town to try to continue on your way to Frisco, other than dying of thirst trying to walk the whole way.

[Polls are in the reblogs!]

[nutwit]

Abscoña Character Creation

De-Published Poet [Success, 32%]

You are a De-Published Poet. Somewhere swimming deep in your dizzying romantic memory is the certain truth that you were at one point widely regarded as a pretty good poet. This glimpse of another reality surfaces occasionally, leaving you grasping at threads. What great and terrible forces conspired to erase your middling poetic success from the minds of your dozens of adoring fans? Fate Nun, Time-Shrimp Cultist [Twin-Failure, 20%]

In your ongoing search for truth you have run somehow afoul of not one but two fate-based mystery cults to whom you now owe a combined #40.000. This is a large amount of hegemonic capital. Members you encounter will be unpleasant to deal with.

part one

[chewbaccadefeatedyournightmares]

I think we're almost through the intro but I haven't actually played this game before so no clue.